Mass1:suna telefonul intr-o casa .....si raspunde un tzigan :"hhhalo" la receptor se aude o voce :"Familia Popescu ????", la care tziganu nostru:"nu shtiu mancati-as ca abia am intrat"
Mass2:Copii, ce ne da porcul?
Un elev: Carne!
Profesoara: Bravo! Profesoara
Copii, ce ne da gaina?
Un elev: Carne si oua!
Profesoara: Bravo!
Copii, ce ne da vaca?
Un elev: Teme pentru acasa!(daca nu-l trimiti ejti tocilar )...ia sa vad ktzi tocilari am in lista )) belea de belea.....
Mass3:Esti manelist ? Nu esti in stare sa legi 2 cuvinte ? Idolul tau este un tip cu 2 clase ? Te-ai saturat de titlul de maimuta ? Iti cumperi numai tzoale Dulce & Garbana si adidasi Mike din bazar ? Esti mai prost decat prevede legea ? Dansezi ca un babuin cand vede banane ? Nu rata ocazia si toarna-ti benzina in cap ... de restul ne ocupam noi... Pt toti cei care sustin campania antimanele da-l mai departe...
Mass4:Mariana Popovici are nevoie de un dinte ! fa o fapta buna si trimite acest lant uman mai departe,sa ajunga pana la cer .Daca vrei sa salvezi o viata doneaza si tu 5 centi la 0723342118 ,cere cu Gilica.Daca nu trimiti mai departe maine la ora 5:30 iti va pica un porc in cap .777 (sry de mass,l-am primit si eu ) da mai departe
Mass5:Maneaua a aparut prin anul 1994.Adepti acestui cult se numesc manelisti sau cocalari.Aceste creaturi se pot deosebi prin stilul vestimentar.Masculul poarta in cel mai rau caz un tricou roz pe care scrie italiano gigollo iar femela poarta lucruri mini,mulate iar suncile acesteia atarna printre "haine".Acum aceasta specie(manelisti,manelari) este foarte raspandita in Romania(2 sau 3 manelisti pe metru patrat) ei prezentand o inteligenta minima au tendinta sa atace celelalte culturi(rapperi,rockeri,etc). (ma facut sa rad)
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ce prosti santeti sunt unii oameni kre asculta si manele si rock si rap si toate felurile eu una ascult kmi place tot felul in afara de muzik de tarani
asa si?nu trebuie sa te simti ;)
tareeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
super tare :)) puneti mai multe ...
hihihihihi:D......mare dreptate ai!!!!!!!!!!
misto masssu 2.foarte tare frate..............:x
bravo da sa speram ca aceste specii primitive sunt pe cale de disparitie oricum deocamdata se inmultesc rapid partea buna e ca neuronii lor nu se inmultesc!:d
mie chiar nu imi plac manelele prefer reggaeton si hip-hap
super mass.ul 2.........si in legatura cu cei care asculta si rock si manele cu draga inima le spun k sunt cei mai prosti...............cum poate un om sa asculte acel gen d muzica numit manele si sa asculte si rock eu unul cred k acela nu are nici macar un neuron in cap.
NUMAI PROSTII ASCULTA MANELE
u dak nu asc manele nu inseamna ca suntem prosti......hai manelistiiiiiiiiii
f...i viatza lor de incultzi cu juma de neuron , c.....i astia de manelisti jet de pe continent sa nu mai aud de ei si de dobitocimea lor cat traiesc!!! pt totzi manelistii: taiatziva gatu pana nu vi-l taie altzii inainte:)
si care-i problema voastra dak alti asculta si manele si rock asta este fiecare cu treaba lui..va zic eu k sunt foarte multi tineri care asculta manele si au ajuns foarte departe din toate punctele de vedere si pe plen profesional si material si moral si sentimental..in consecinta cu voi..care nu stiti decat sa dati din cap sa purtati haine taiate in fel si chip...sa fiti cat mai emo..k de.. asa credeti k sunteti mai diferiti de manelisti dar nu sunteti nici pe departe unde sunt ei...sa va intre bine in cap...k prea multe fitze pe voi...si defapt ce sunteti?...nu vreau sa va jignesc asa rau...eu as zice sa lasati chestii astea si sa va ocupati mai mult de voi...sa va purtati voua de grije nu MANELISTILOR!!!
astora antimanele..si sus cu rock`ul va trebuia mai multa educatie...macar asa de bun simti chiar dak nu suportati..vedeti-va de treaba..fiti EMO si dati din cap k e mai COOL!!!!!!!
Da..mare dreptate are mess asta...manelisti sunt doar niste tigani care se lalaie si cred ca aia i muzica...;) mai multe messuri anti manele va rog si bv cui l-a creeat pe asta....ROCK 4 ever
bai nene...eu nu pot intelege de ce unii oameni sunt chiar asa de idioti....imi cer scz dar chiar asa este....cum naiba le trece prin minte k au dreptul sa judece si sa ordone unui om ce sa asculte??deci mai mare prostie k asta nu am vazut si nici nu am sa mai vad...eu din pacate nu stau in tara....dar tin sa va spun k eu acult manele si chiar imi plac foarte mult..si da sunt si tziganka....si ascult si hip-hop...nu pot spune despre mine k sunt proasta k ascult manele..deoarece...am facultatea terminata....va rog eu cei care nu ascultati manele-vede-ti-va de viatza voastra si nu mai judecati pe nimeni k nu aveti NICI UN DREPT!!!!!fiecare este liber sa asculte, sa se imbrace si sa faca ce vrea....
va rog din suflet dati-le ignoranta celor care nu asculta manele......sunt antipatici...cum sa ne ordone ei ce sa asc ..cu ce sa ne imbacam...si in plus ne si jignesc..mey obsedatilor de emo nu sunteti in masura sa jigniti pe nimeni
ce manele ce rock ce rapp...asc fratilor populara...glumeam eu asc toate genurile ..cine vrea poate sa se supere....nu critic pe nimeni ...aveti ceva impotriva ca asc orice gen de muzika?...ast mass
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Eu zic ca fiecare ar trebui sa asculte ce gen de muzik doreste,nu asta e important...dak unii oameni se simt bn ascultand manele sa o fak,dak altii asc dance,rock,jazz,etc.etc.de ce nu?...doar suntem independenti si avem cu ttii dreptul la o opinie...fie ea buna sau proasta.
In concluzie ascultati c va place nu ce impun atii.v-am pupat
ce prosti puteti sa fiti jur...ce avetzi unii k altzii nushh...credeti k dak unii asc manele sunt prosti sau invers...sunt dusi ce avetzi? dak voua va place rocku..sau rap...sau manelele tre sa injurati aici pe site sa va faceti d kkt in fatza lumii...zau aja injuratzi'va in particular..schimbati id de mess sh puteti sa va injurati cat vreti
PS:va facetzi de ras
coool massu....sh asha e viatza....jos cu manelistii!!1!
ft tare massu!!!....
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ma yo nuj ce va fute girja pe voi ce asculta unu ce asculta altu....rockeri danseaza pogo....manelisti danseaza nuj ce vor ei....fiecare cu ce vrea frate nu cu ce vreti voi ca nu sunteti voi cine stie cine :).....FORTA EMO
f tare frathe tinetzio tot asha "anty manele campaign""
cn plm este jegoasha aia c fortza emo??????
naspa ce fraier
hua manelistiiiiii!!!!!!!
nu snt manelist dar fiecare asculta ce gen de muzik vrea shi fiecare are dreptul sa-si aleaga genul respectiv
Sa ma cac pe ei de manelisti hadicapati cu jumaț de creier, apropo........vesti proaste au aparut 3 manelisti pe metreu patrat x(
hy frate k exagerati....pe bune......orikt v ati da voi mari ascultatori de hip hop,dance sau my jtiu io ce....sa nu mi spuneti k voi la petreceri.la numti ji toate cele nu ascultati manele...aaaa...si ink o kestie.....dak noi....cei kre asc manele suntem inkulti....poi de voi ce s my spunem.....ce invatati din hip hop mey??/km s dati din maini?:)))))))))))))0
mai eu una nu ascult manele si nici nu o sa ascult dar nu avem ce inv de acolo ,sau stai avem;CUM SA DAM DIN BURIC SI DIN FUND!!!!!!!=))profu de muzica a spus ca manelele nu se pot numiMUZICA! deci:JOS MANELELE!!!!ascultati pop,rock,rock and rolletc.
da ascultati rap etc... :))ce-i mai aiuristici din lume st rapperi
nu ei din hip-hop invata sa injure si mai stiu eu ce...zic k manelisti sunt inculti poi ei sunt inapoiati k la petreceri daca nu asculti manele-populara nu se mai paote numi petrecere
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